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[[jo]anna riley]

August 29th, 2008

So I'm gonna start this little crapfest with my boredom. Yeah, I have no life right now. My brother's out calling it off with his girl before he heads out to Harvard tomorrow. He's gonna come and pick me up for a night out on the town. Can't wait. I'm gonna miss him. Lots. We've always been tight. Really tight. This is our first time being separated. He wouldn't even go to Pembroke until I could go. Now he's going all the way to fucking Harvard. HARVARD! It still blows my mind. That's where my parents think I'm headed. They always bring up Bry's plans around me, but really while he's out there learning law...I'll be at Pembroke calling up agents and writing songs. If it doesn't pay off I'll try for UCLA or somethin'. I don't see myself being a Harvard lady though. The word's too intimidating.

OH HEY! BRYAN'S HERE! I'm off. Peace out.

-Joxoxo

Shoved into her bedroom dresser.

[[jo]anna riley]

August 30th, 2008

LAST NIGHT KICKED ASS! OHMYFUCKINGGAWD! Have I mentioned how much I love my brother? And his monehmoneh! We left peaceful little Archery with two posters that clearly said 'FREE HUGS' and made it on down to the city where we climbed aboard the subway and terrorized passengers for about half an hour. Of course we forgot the posters. I made mine really pretty too! Then we got off and went down to...wait for it...Club Cocksucker. OMFG! MY BROTHER TOOK ME TO A GAY BAR!! AHAHAHA!!! Sorry, I'm still a little drunk...you'll understand later. So we go in and we're asked for ID. Bryan's only 19 and I'm 16. We figured it was worth a shot, but it didn't go through. So we did the next best thing...I'm so getting arrested if the cops read this...We paid off some bum to go buy us vodka and tequila and these yummy little cherries... Then we went to a Starbucks and drank like 5 mochas spiked with the nummeh alcohol. I almost shit myself when the waitress came up to us and told us they were closing soon. I spilled tequila all over myself trying to hide it.

At around 1 AM we headed back to the subway, but it didn't leave until 2:30 AM sooo... we went back down to Club Cocksucker. We tried to get in again, but the bouncer only laughed at us before turning us away. We turned around and this guy with a hawk was like 'hey you! I love your hair, but it needs some fabo color!' He knew we were near plastered so he took us back to his boutique. Yeah, we actually ran into a guy with a boutique. Haha. But anyway, he dyed my hair. It's already black, but he redyed it then he put in PINK! I love it. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is. Bryan loved it so as a going away present he bought me 18 bottles of it. Crazyass motherfucker.

We thanked the dude and he gave me us his card then we stumbled back to the subway. Just in the nick of time. On the subway we found a secluded place and chugged the last of our tequila. So at like 3 AM we're back fucking home and we nearly tripped the alarm. We just decided to go to the poolhouse instead. We slept it off for 4 hours, but then Bryan's watch started beeping. He had like an hour before his friend came to pick him up to go to the airport. So did he rush off to take a shower and prepare last minute things? HELL NO! WE CHUGGED OUR VODKA, BABY! (tear drop)

...then he left. Bryan's gone. (tear drop) Off to Harvard and I'm here... I leave for Pembroke tomorrow. (tear drop) And I'm drunk as fuck. I just wanna go to sleep, but there's some friends knocking at my door. One last pool party for good time's sake. Hope they can deal with my drunk ass.

Oh yeah. PICTUUUURE:



-Joxoxo

Left laying on the poolhouse bed.

[[jo]anna riley]

August 31st, 2008

Hey Pembroke, guess what. I'M BAAAAACK. So the plane ride was pretty cool. I slept through most of it. My girls and I were out until 1 AM the night before then I had to get up at 6 AM. That sucked. When I wasn't asleep I was talking with these 3 chicks in front of me. Mmm... hotties. I know one of them was at least bi, she kept looking back when she thought I had my eyes closed. God, I love sunnies. Nobody has a clue if you're looking at them or not! At around 10 AM I got off the plane and took a greyhound the rest of the way. It smelled, but it was mostly empty. Which is surprising. I guess it had been mostly seniors the years before that took my plane. Half an hour later I was getting off the bus and on my way to my dorm. I got there and snooped through my roomie's stuff. One of them was a total hottie, I haven't figured out who the other one is yet. I didn't stay long though, it was majorly hot so I wanted some frap from Starbucks. Everyone was fuckin' BUSY though, what the hell? So I went on my own. That's where I met the hot roomie, Tristan. Woooo. She looks even finer up close than in her pictures.

ND

-Joxoxo

Put next to pillow.